1 00:00:03,413 --> 00:00:06,413 - How many of y'all hate something or somebody? 2 00:00:06,517 --> 00:00:07,724 Not me. 3 00:00:07,827 --> 00:00:09,482 Hate carry too much damn weight. 4 00:00:09,586 --> 00:00:12,241 And as you can see, I am a grudge and a snack cake 5 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:15,344 away from being none of your damn business. 6 00:00:19,034 --> 00:00:20,275 Let me ask you something. 7 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:23,034 Why do you think Jesus have a six-pack? 8 00:00:23,137 --> 00:00:24,862 Because he let it go. 9 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,655 And he walked all over Africa too. 10 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:31,862 When you hold on to pain, that pain will control you. 11 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,655 And I'll be damned if I was gonna let 12 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:37,344 a old nigga with a roommate control me. 13 00:00:37,448 --> 00:00:39,344 It is time for you to let it go. 14 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:42,103 It's time for you to get that funky foot ass dude 15 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:43,689 out of your house. 16 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,034 It is time for you to stop sleeping with these chicks 17 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:48,310 with two kids and five baby daddies. 18 00:00:49,965 --> 00:00:51,517 And it's time for you to tell that boss 19 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:55,758 that you don't like at work to kiss your ass from the front. 20 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:58,586 Can I get an amen? 21 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:00,000 all: Amen. 22 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,137 - Can I get a fuck 'em all? 23 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:04,482 all: Fuck 'em all. 24 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,344 - That's it, baby. 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,931 - Hell no, don't go over there. 26 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:14,068 - This bitch gonna get chopped off. 27 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:16,034 - Oh, Jesus. She gonna get away baby. 28 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:18,448 - No, she not. That bitch dumb. 29 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,448 - Which scary movie y'all watching? 30 00:01:21,551 --> 00:01:23,620 - National Geographic. Shh. 31 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:28,172 [doorbell rings] - I got it. I got it. 32 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:31,482 - Why you running like a stimulus check is at the door? 33 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:33,344 - Nah, it's something better than that. 34 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:35,586 - The only thing better than a check is two checks. 35 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:38,137 - Why you order all that Chinese food? 36 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:39,275 Boy, you high? 37 00:01:39,379 --> 00:01:40,586 - No, I'm not high. 38 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:42,000 And I'll Cash App you the money when I get it. 39 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,551 - How'd you get my card? 40 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:46,965 - You need a bank account to Cash App somebody, son. 41 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:48,620 - I'll just get the money from my dad. 42 00:01:48,724 --> 00:01:52,517 - Boy, how you gonna rob me to pay me? 43 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:55,275 - I mean my real dad. He'll be here in 30 minutes. 44 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:56,758 Dang, they forgot the soy sauce. 45 00:01:56,862 --> 00:01:58,586 - What do you mean by real dad? 46 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:00,517 - What the hell you mean by 30 minutes? 47 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,310 - What the hell you mean they forgot the soy sauce? 48 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:05,758 - Okay. Who do I answer first? 49 00:02:05,862 --> 00:02:07,310 - Me, nigga. 50 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,551 - ♪ Oh, it's time to go 51 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:13,620 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" 52 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:15,379 - Brandon, how long you been talking to Lloyd? 53 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,620 - He messaged me on Facebook. He drives trucks now. 54 00:02:17,724 --> 00:02:19,931 Said he was rolling through. So I invited him over. 55 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:21,827 - Over where? - Here. 56 00:02:21,931 --> 00:02:23,310 - He ain't coming up in here. 57 00:02:23,413 --> 00:02:24,586 - It's the boy's father. 58 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:26,172 How are we supposed to tell him not to come? 59 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:27,344 - Send him a message. 60 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,344 - You know that fool can't read. 61 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:31,517 - You know what? She right. 62 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,862 We actually gotta talk with emojis. 63 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:36,413 - Then send his ass a stop sign. 64 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,931 - I told you I could beat you to the door. 65 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,586 - You're too old to be that fast. 66 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:44,172 - And you're too young to be moving like mama. 67 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,413 - Uh-oh, something must be wrong. 68 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:50,517 I just insulted Mom, and she didn't call me Issa Gay. 69 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:56,206 - Well, your brother invited your deadbeat daddy over, 70 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,000 and they forgot the soy sauce. 71 00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,379 - Well, then you need to un-invite him. 72 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:01,206 - Man, you sound just like Terry. 73 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,517 - Why would you wanna see Lloyd 74 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:03,724 after all the stuff he put Mom through? 75 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:04,896 - What stuff? 76 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,586 - Ashley. - Okay. All right. 77 00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:08,310 How about the kids leave the room 78 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:09,689 so the adults can talk? 79 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:11,965 - Man, I hate when y'all do this. 80 00:03:18,827 --> 00:03:20,275 - I'm almost 17. 81 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:22,275 - Would you like to make that almost permanent? 82 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:28,827 Ashley, Brandon was too young to remember 83 00:03:28,931 --> 00:03:29,965 the stuff Lloyd did. 84 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:31,551 - Well, I wasn't. And I don't wanna see him. 85 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:32,689 Do you, Mom? 86 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:34,448 - No, but I can't stop him from seeing him. 87 00:03:34,551 --> 00:03:37,275 - Can't or won't, Pat? Which one is it? 88 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:39,896 - Terry. Terry. 89 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,000 - Lloyd was a married man who knocked you up 90 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:44,241 when you were 13. 91 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:45,758 Why would you let him in this house? 92 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:47,827 - Like it or not, he's still your daddy, Ashley. 93 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:50,344 And I don't dwell on shit I don't have control over. 94 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:52,689 - Well, let's look on the bright side. 95 00:03:52,793 --> 00:03:55,448 I mean, even if Lloyd steps his raggedy ass in this house, 96 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:57,655 nobody has to ever see him again. 97 00:03:58,275 --> 00:03:59,689 - Are you talking about killing Lloyd? 98 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:03,068 - No, but I am talking about cold-cocking his ass, 99 00:04:03,172 --> 00:04:05,793 tying him up out back, and letting a sloth kill him. 100 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:10,137 - How the hell is a sloth gonna kill him, Denise? 101 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:12,275 - Real slow. 102 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:17,862 - You okay? 103 00:04:20,586 --> 00:04:22,517 - This is our house, Pat. 104 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,206 Lloyd don't need to step foot in here. 105 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,241 - But Brandon wanna see him. 106 00:04:26,344 --> 00:04:28,413 - Brandon also want flying shoes. 107 00:04:31,551 --> 00:04:35,000 Well, look, he can see him at the truck stop. 108 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:37,620 - You do know the courts gave Lloyd supervised visitation 109 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:39,965 until Brandon was mature enough to handle it. 110 00:04:40,068 --> 00:04:42,827 - Baby, that boy is 28 years old. 111 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:45,827 - They didn't say 28. They said mature enough. 112 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,034 - You know, it's hard for me 113 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:52,206 to let someone who hurt you like that in this house. 114 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,413 He abused you. 115 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:57,103 I couldn't never forgive him for that. 116 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,862 - It's not up to you to forgive. 117 00:05:02,103 --> 00:05:03,413 Do you know all I ever wanted 118 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:07,000 was for him to just apologize, and he never did? 119 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,793 - What would that do? - I don't know. 120 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:13,413 But I do know I had to let it go. 121 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:17,172 I had to forgive him so I can live. 122 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,827 And when I did, guess who showed up. 123 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:21,482 - Taye Diggs? 124 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:28,586 Denzel? 125 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:29,896 Ghost? 126 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:32,620 - No, fool. 127 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,827 You look better than all of them 128 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:36,172 with the lights out. 129 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:37,413 - Oh... 130 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,655 Are you gonna be okay with Lloyd coming over? 131 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:47,241 - I'm good. The thing is, are you okay? 132 00:05:47,344 --> 00:05:49,000 - I'm good. [sighs] 133 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,310 I'll feel even better 134 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:53,344 if his truck flips over before he gets here. 135 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:58,103 - Ooh, can I have some? 136 00:05:58,206 --> 00:05:59,758 - No. I made this for Lloyd. 137 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:02,000 - I thought you didn't like Brandon's dad. 138 00:06:02,103 --> 00:06:03,758 - I don't. 139 00:06:03,862 --> 00:06:05,551 But, you know, I'm the one who introduced him to your mama. 140 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:07,172 So I kinda feel like-- 141 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:08,551 - Responsible? 142 00:06:08,655 --> 00:06:10,172 - No, that's not it. 143 00:06:10,275 --> 00:06:11,413 - Guilty? 144 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:14,241 - No, that's not either. It's kinda like-- 145 00:06:14,344 --> 00:06:15,896 it's really like-- 146 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,068 you should stay the fuck out of grown folk business. 147 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:26,931 - Man, you are really going all out with all this Chinese food. 148 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,103 - Yeah, I just wanna make him feel comfortable, you know. 149 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,896 - What's your dad like anyways? 150 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,724 - Man, I was so young since the last time I seen him. 151 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,862 But I mean, from what I can remember he was-- 152 00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:37,586 - Awful. He was way too old for Mom. 153 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,758 All he wanted to do was-- 154 00:06:38,862 --> 00:06:40,620 - Rap. I mean, he put on Biggie CDs 155 00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:42,655 and think he was flowing and then he would-- 156 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:44,482 - Hit her on the head with a roller skate. 157 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:46,068 I used to wish I was one of those action heroes 158 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,689 so I could kick his ass. 159 00:06:47,793 --> 00:06:49,655 And the fool had a severe nut allergy. 160 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:51,827 He would've been so easy to take out. 161 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,413 - But what if he's coming by 162 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,655 to say he's sick or dying or something? 163 00:06:59,448 --> 00:07:01,862 - Mm, then I'd ask him if I could watch. 164 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,172 - Him skate. 165 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,137 He was the one that taught me how to skate backwards. 166 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:08,206 - I thought Dad taught you. 167 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:10,034 - Nah, man. That was Lloyd. 168 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,965 I mean, from what I remember he was supposed to come 169 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,034 and take me skating, 170 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:14,862 but his skates was in a evidence locker. 171 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:17,000 - Man. 172 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:21,310 It's gotta feel weird to have two dads. 173 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:23,517 - What? I don't have two dads. 174 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,862 Lloyd is my dad. 175 00:07:24,965 --> 00:07:27,103 I mean, Terry is just--you know, 176 00:07:27,206 --> 00:07:28,482 Terry is just Terry. 177 00:07:36,448 --> 00:07:38,482 [doorbell rings] 178 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:40,724 - I'll get it. 179 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:47,413 - What's happening? Been a minute. 180 00:07:48,241 --> 00:07:50,655 Ooh, I see you holding up there like stiff grits, DeeDee. 181 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:51,827 - Don't call me that. 182 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,275 You lost that right a long time ago. 183 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:54,482 And what do you want? 184 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,000 - Well, I just happen to be passing by 185 00:07:56,103 --> 00:07:58,517 and I thought I'd stop by and see my kids. 186 00:07:58,620 --> 00:07:59,965 It's pretty convenient. 187 00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:03,103 - Yeah, pulling out would have been more convenient. 188 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:08,310 - So you gonna let an old friend in? 189 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,551 - Let him in, Denise. 190 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:15,896 - Don't touch me. 191 00:08:18,655 --> 00:08:21,172 Do not touch me. 192 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:26,000 - Hey, Rabbit. It's good to see you. 193 00:08:26,103 --> 00:08:29,344 - I wish I can say the same. - You good, ma? 194 00:08:29,448 --> 00:08:31,551 - I'm fine, baby. 195 00:08:31,655 --> 00:08:32,931 - And you must be Terry. 196 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,655 It's good to finally meet you, brother. 197 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,724 - It won't be if you come any closer. 198 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:42,931 - Yeah, well, I see you guys done real well for yourselves. 199 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:44,172 - We getting by. 200 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,689 - Oh, this is well beyond just getting by. 201 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,137 I mean, you know me. 202 00:08:47,241 --> 00:08:49,034 I'm still staying at that little place off Perry Street. 203 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,034 You remember that? 204 00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:52,758 Is that my Ashley? 205 00:08:52,862 --> 00:08:54,758 Come on, give your old man a hug. 206 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,655 - Let me know when he's gone. 207 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,482 - I guess she just gonna have to warm up to me again, 208 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:04,137 you know, get to know me all over. 209 00:09:04,241 --> 00:09:06,103 - She do know your ass. 210 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:07,379 That's the problem. 211 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,586 - Lookee here! Lil' Brandon. 212 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:14,275 Boy, I know your lil' Black ass anywhere. 213 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,724 Looking just like your daddy. 214 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:17,758 Come on in here and give me a hug. 215 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,241 - Uh, Dad. 216 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:25,655 - I'm right here, son. 217 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,103 - Negro, if you don't let go of my son... 218 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:33,103 - Um, I'm Brandon. 219 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,275 You may recognize me from my profile pic. 220 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:37,482 - Okay, my bad, my bad. 221 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:38,827 It's an easy mistake. 222 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,758 Both of you boys get your height from your mama. 223 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,068 It's nice to see you, son. 224 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:46,275 - You too. 225 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,793 - Now, can I trouble you for something to drink? 226 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:48,965 A brother is thirsty. I've been on the road. 227 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:50,206 - Oh, yeah, I'll get you something. 228 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:51,241 - Oh, I got it. 229 00:09:57,586 --> 00:09:58,586 Here you go, Lloyd. 230 00:09:58,689 --> 00:10:00,103 - Thank you, Denise. - Mm-hmm. 231 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:02,586 - Yes. 232 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,344 Smooth. 233 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,137 So what flavor is this? 234 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,172 - Red. - Mm. 235 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,275 You know, I'm surprised a Kool-aid master 236 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,965 like yourself ain't been snatched up yet. 237 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:18,068 - [chuckles] 238 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,068 - [grunts] 239 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,310 - So how long you gonna be in town for? 240 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,620 - Well, it all depends. 241 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,103 I got this load that I gotta-- 242 00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:27,655 [coughs] 243 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:30,448 I got this load that I-- 244 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:31,620 [coughs] 245 00:10:31,724 --> 00:10:33,137 I got a load. 246 00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:35,586 - What's happening? 247 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,448 - Dad! Denise, what did you do? 248 00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,379 - You a favor, nigga. 249 00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:45,793 - How could you do something like this? 250 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,172 - Oh, would you please stop being a pussy? 251 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:49,034 And open the back door so we could bury his ass out back. 252 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,793 - You can't throw him out my back. 253 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,586 - Why? - 'Cause my cabbage out there. 254 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:54,413 Throw that nigga in the trash can. 255 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:58,793 - Denise, I just wanna say that we really appreciate you. 256 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:00,344 - Yes. Thank you. We love you. 257 00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:03,448 - And from now on, Janelle can sleep on the couch 258 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:04,655 and you can have her bed. 259 00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:07,310 - Aw, I love y'all 260 00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:10,310 like big back bitches love spaghetti straps. 261 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,931 [doorbell rings] 262 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,448 - Okay. 263 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:20,827 I'm trying. Come on. 264 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,000 - Come on. Come on, man. 265 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,655 [doorbell rings] 266 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:31,655 [dramatic music] 267 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,689 ♪ 268 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,413 - I'll get it. 269 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,724 - What's happening? It's been a minute. 270 00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,241 - It sure has. 271 00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:45,448 - Ashley, I'm so glad that your mama decided to keep you. 272 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,931 Now, you know my wife at the time, 273 00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,103 she had offered your mom a Bomb Pop to have an abortion. 274 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:52,448 And you know how your mama loves Bomb Pops. 275 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,758 Girl, you smell like new money. 276 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,586 - Well, thank you. It must be my new perfume. 277 00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,275 It's called In Spite Of. 278 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:03,206 - Mm. 279 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:06,000 Well, I'm so glad you got your looks from your mama. 280 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:08,896 Me, on my side, all we got is them damn keloids, 281 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,586 you know, them little leather book bag thing 282 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,931 hanging from the back of your ear, 283 00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,620 just be dangling around. 284 00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,586 Like two fists sitting up there. 285 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:18,068 [laughing] 286 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,068 Ah. 287 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,137 So what you been up to lately? 288 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,931 - Well, after you left, I learned how to read. 289 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:27,448 Then I went on to go to college, 290 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:28,620 graduate top of my class, 291 00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:29,896 and become a successful psychologist 292 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,241 so that I could help people 293 00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,137 who've been damaged by people like you. 294 00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:37,310 - Yeah, well, it's nice catching up. 295 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,275 So where's my other Bomb Pop baby at? 296 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,206 - You mean Brandon? He'll be here in a second. 297 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,758 But, in the meantime, let's talk about you. 298 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,551 - What about me? 299 00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,827 - Let's talk about all the feelings 300 00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:51,103 of guilt you must have. 301 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,206 Why don't you lie down and get comfy. 302 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:58,172 - Well, all right. But I would take my off shoes, 303 00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,413 but I ain't got my good socks on. 304 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,344 So where should I start? 305 00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:07,448 - Start at the point where you knocked up my innocent, 306 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:08,896 13-year-old mom. 307 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,724 - Rabbit was young, but it was consensual. 308 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:12,965 We was in love. 309 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,689 - Do you beat everybody you love? 310 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,206 - No, no, no, no, I lost my head. 311 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,241 That's all. 312 00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,862 - Well, she almost lost hers too. 313 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,137 Hell, it was your fault 314 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:21,793 she says the first thing that comes to mind. 315 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,068 - No, hell, she was always like that. 316 00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:25,172 That's why I shot the bitch. 317 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,724 Ashley, there are a lot of things 318 00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:41,655 I wish I could change, lot of things. 319 00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,482 And I really mean that. Hand to God. 320 00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,413 Ooh. You know what? 321 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,448 Getting that off my chest I feel a whole lot better. 322 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,413 - You ain't the only one. 323 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,689 [siren chirps] 324 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,068 - What the hell is going on in here? 325 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:01,137 - Oh, not much, just a little sting to catch a perv. 326 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:06,137 - You sneaky ass bitch. You set me up. 327 00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:08,000 - I get that from my mama. 328 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:10,137 - You're gonna get shot like her too, now, hear. 329 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:16,206 Oh, hell, no, I got to get the hell--whoa, whoa, whoa. 330 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,206 This here, ain't this some bullshit? 331 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:21,413 Whatever happened to client patient privialities 332 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:22,586 and what have you? 333 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,137 - Nigga, you ain't my client. 334 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:27,827 - A'ight. Snitches get stitches. 335 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:31,000 [muffled shouting] 336 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,448 - Never wanna send a Black man to jail, 337 00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,275 but damn, that felt good. 338 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,758 [doorbell rings] 339 00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:40,068 - Excuse me, baby. 340 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:45,068 - What's happening? - Shit. 341 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:48,758 [doorbell rings] 342 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,172 - I got it. 343 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,689 - What's happening? It's been a minute. 344 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,068 So what's up, young fella? 345 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,448 - Not much. You must be LLoyd. 346 00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:03,965 - Yeah, but most people know me by my rap name, DaBaby Daddy. 347 00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:08,517 See what I did with that? DaBaby Daddy. 348 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,241 [laughs] 349 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,724 So I see you got a little drip. But can you spit? 350 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:20,103 - Can I spit? Ey, bitch, give me a beat. 351 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:22,241 - Boy, don't get killed in your own fantasy. 352 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:30,275 - They call me Junebreezy, watch me spit 'cause it's easy, 353 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,620 I'm here to tell your ass that you looking real sleazy, 354 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,172 you got a teen pregnant then you shot her in the head. 355 00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:40,275 Instead of calling out for help you left her as she bled. 356 00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:43,310 Then my father Terry had to raise the kids you bred. 357 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,862 Now you a deadbeat. Let me add you dumb. 358 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,172 You remind me of a baby 359 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,413 'cause you still suck your thumb. 360 00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:52,344 Sitting here being fake, ain't no memories to make. 361 00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:55,689 Drive slow when you leave, we already cut your brakes. 362 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:58,827 Dumb is written on your face and you can't even read it. 363 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,344 How 'bout your ass treat this house 364 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,413 like it's your kids and leave it? 365 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:06,655 [all cheering] - Period. Period. Period. 366 00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:12,310 - That's my nephew. Yes! Yes! 367 00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:16,620 [doorbell rings] 368 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,620 - [sighs] 369 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,827 - What's happening? It's been a minute. 370 00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:27,241 Ooh, nice crib. So you know what? 371 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,793 I saw a lot of elementary schools on my way over here. 372 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,724 [dramatic music] 373 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:39,620 ♪ 374 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:48,103 So do you go to school around here somewhere? 375 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,344 - Well, that's none of your business. 376 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,103 - Well, I'm just making conversation. 377 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,482 I mean, you know, check on you folks and all. 378 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,068 What are you doing? 379 00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:07,241 - Nothing. Yet. 380 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,103 - Oh, shoot, I can't see. 381 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:17,103 I can't--you done lost your mind. 382 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:22,344 I can't see. I can't see. I can't--oh, my goodness. 383 00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,793 I got to get the hell outta here. 384 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,137 [coughing] 385 00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:27,862 I'm allergic to nuts. 386 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,034 - What was that? 387 00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,310 - I'm allergic to nuts. 388 00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:33,000 - That's what I thought. 389 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,275 Well, maybe you should have thought of that 390 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,655 before you decided to hit my mama. 391 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,896 - [grunts] 392 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,172 - This girl lost her damn mind. 393 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,896 I don't give a damn whose kid she is. 394 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,724 She lost her mind. 395 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,241 [doorbell rings] 396 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,310 - Ey, yo, it's him. 397 00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,000 - What's happening? It's been a minute. 398 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,103 Boy, it's good to see you. 399 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,896 - Oh, man, it's good to see you too. 400 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,310 - Yeah. You know what, son? 401 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,379 I'm so glad you accepted my friend request. 402 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,103 As a matter of fact, you the only one 403 00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,172 of my 15 kids that did. 404 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:15,379 Boy, you look just like I did when I was your age. 405 00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,379 - Yeah, Mom said I always reminded her of you, 406 00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:19,034 especially when I'm getting on her nerves. 407 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,620 - Yeah, boy, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you coming up. 408 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,896 But I kept your baby picture with me everywhere I go. 409 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,241 - You did? - Yeah. 410 00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:28,137 As a matter of fact, I got it right here. 411 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,724 Now, this one right here, that's my favorite. 412 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,482 - Um, this a picture of Lil' Bow Wow. 413 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,448 - Well, actually, your mama never gave me 414 00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,172 any of your baby pictures. 415 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,482 So I just cut this boy's picture out from somewhere 416 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,103 and just pretended he was you. 417 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,931 You know, I saw that movie "Like Mike" 418 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:56,793 probably ten times or something. 419 00:18:56,896 --> 00:19:00,137 - You know what? I think I saw you in the theater once. 420 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:03,000 - If I had a camcorder under my coat, it was me. 421 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,103 - Yeah, you yelled at me right 422 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,000 when I walked in front of the screen. 423 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,241 Remember? 424 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,862 both: Sit your ass down! 425 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,896 [both laughing] 426 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,379 [both sigh] 427 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,172 - And your mama say 428 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,896 we ain't never spend quality time together. 429 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,655 Now look at you, boy. 28 years old. 430 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:35,034 No kids, no job, living in your mama's basement. 431 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,413 Boy, I'm so proud of you. 432 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,517 - Thanks, Dad. 433 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,137 - Call me Lloyd. - Okay. 434 00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:46,000 Well, Lloyd. Can I ask you something? 435 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,827 - Ask me anything, son. 436 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,448 - How come you never came back to check on us? 437 00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,448 - Actually, I wanted to. 438 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:57,896 But when I joined the Secret Secret Service, 439 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,517 they told me I had to cut ties 440 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,896 with everybody I loved for their protection. 441 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,517 - You were in the Secret Service? 442 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,586 - No, son. 443 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,586 I was in the Secret Secret Service. 444 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,931 Secret Service don't know shit about us. 445 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,620 - Hold up. So let me get this straight. 446 00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:26,172 So you mean to tell me that you left 447 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:29,275 and you never came back to protect us? 448 00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:33,965 - Exactly. - Man, I thought so. 449 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,034 Hey, you want some Chinese food? 450 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,724 - Hell yeah. You got some Soy Sauce? 451 00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:41,034 - Nah, they forgot it. 452 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,689 But I think there's an old packet in the kitchen. 453 00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,241 - Okie-dokie. All right. 454 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,931 - Hey, thanks for coming back, Lloyd. 455 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,620 - Of course. 456 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:53,206 Now, son, get the damn soy sauce, 'cause I'm hungry. 457 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,965 [doorbell rings] 458 00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,862 - It's just the soy sauce. - Mm. 459 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:11,413 I thought it was that sweet and sour ass nigga. 460 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,965 [phone chimes] 461 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,586 - Y'all, he ain't coming. 462 00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:24,931 - We know. 463 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:28,000 - Well, did he send you a "I ain't shit" emoji, son? 464 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:33,000 - So does that mean we can eat now? 465 00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:35,724 - Yeah, man, go for it. Here. 466 00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:40,931 - All right, well, don't nobody touch this Kool-aid. 467 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,275 - Thank God. 468 00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:47,586 I was so hungry, I could eat Mom's food. 469 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,310 - I just don't get it. 470 00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,103 - Lloyd's been disappointing us for a long time. 471 00:21:52,206 --> 00:21:54,206 You just don't remember most of it. 472 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,793 I wish I didn't. 473 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,482 - Well, son, it's his loss. 474 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:05,862 Come on. I love you. 475 00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:07,551 - I love you too, Mom. 476 00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:11,172 - It's gonna be all right. 477 00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:13,482 - Sorry your father didn't show, man. 478 00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:14,724 - Listen, everything I said earlier-- 479 00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:19,034 - I know. I get it. I'm not your real father. 480 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:22,689 - No. But you are my dad. 481 00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:27,413 Man, thank you for being there for us always. 482 00:22:27,517 --> 00:22:32,206 - Right on. Right on. 483 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,655 Son? - Yeah. 484 00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:37,000 - You still owe me money for all that food. 485 00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,034 - Okay, yeah, I got you. 486 00:22:40,137 --> 00:22:41,172 - You do? - Yeah, yeah. I got you. 487 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:42,137 - Well, let me see the receipt then. 488 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:43,482 - Okay. Let me see. 489 00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:45,517 I ain't got no service, I ain't pay the bill. 490 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:47,275 Can I get an allowance to pay the bill, Dad? 491 00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,413 - Just call me Terry. 492 00:22:48,517 --> 00:22:50,448 - Terry. Okay. - Yeah. 493 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,655 [doorbell rings] 494 00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:02,413 - Lloyd? 495 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,724 - What's happening? It's been a minute. 496 00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:06,827 - We thought you wasn't coming. The kids asleep. 497 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,517 - Yeah. Well, you know how it goes. 498 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,551 [laughs] But I gotta tell you though, 499 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,896 girl, you look like butter on biscuits. 500 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,965 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 501 00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,517 - Don't start. Let me get your kids. 502 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,000 - Hey, hey. Wait, wait. 503 00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,793 Before you get them, I just wanted to say that-- 504 00:23:21,827 --> 00:23:23,758 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. 505 00:23:25,206 --> 00:23:27,068 - What you say? - I'm sorry. 506 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:30,517 I'm really sorry for treating you so bad back in the day. 507 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,517 - I never thought I would hear 508 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,758 the words come out of that hole in your face. 509 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,172 - Cool. So you forgive me? 510 00:23:39,275 --> 00:23:40,758 - Hell no. 511 00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:42,344 You took the first half of my life 512 00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:43,620 and you shitted on it. 513 00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:44,896 And you tried to wipe your ass 514 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,758 with the second half of my life. 515 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:49,000 I can't believe I was trippin' over a nigga 516 00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:50,965 who can't even chew steak. 517 00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:54,517 The fuck was wrong with me? 518 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,482 - Hey, Rabbit, you need to calm down. 519 00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:58,689 - No, nigga, you need to calm the fuck down. 520 00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:01,655 In here looking like you chew apples backwards. 521 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,482 And you need to be thanking my husband 522 00:24:05,586 --> 00:24:07,896 for taking care of your kids for over 20 years. 523 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,275 - Yeah, but I was taking-- - But I'm talking. 524 00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:10,517 - But I was-- 525 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,137 - But I'm better than you, nigga bitch. 526 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,551 And thank God I learned to laugh to keep from crying. 527 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,827 And I learned how to turn my pain into laughter 528 00:24:18,931 --> 00:24:21,827 and laughter into motherfucking money. 529 00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:24,482 - Yeah. Well, you're welcome. 530 00:24:24,586 --> 00:24:26,172 - I'm welcome? 531 00:24:26,275 --> 00:24:28,379 Get the fuck out of my house before me and my kids 532 00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:30,103 and my husband mollywop that little hole 533 00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:31,482 in your motherfucking mouth. 534 00:24:42,551 --> 00:24:44,103 - [grunts] 535 00:24:45,344 --> 00:24:47,000 Are you okay, baby? 536 00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:49,000 - [chuckles] 537 00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:51,310 I sure am, Terry. 538 00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:53,103 I sure am. 539 00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:03,931 ♪ 540 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,068 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 541 00:25:11,172 --> 00:25:13,275 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 542 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,275 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 543 00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:17,655 ♪ And you can't get enough 544 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,758 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 545 00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,689 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 546 00:25:29,793 --> 00:25:31,655 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 547 00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:33,862 ♪ And you can't get enough 548 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,275 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 549 00:25:36,379 --> 00:25:38,206 ♪ With husband and kids 550 00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:41,344 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 551 00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:46,689 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪